Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." She fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him several pages that it indeed says...... HEBREWS.
2007-03-12 06:53:24 · 7 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
mwahahahahahahahah
sorry , that is my laugh
good luck !!!!
2007-03-12 06:57:33 · answer #1 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love em girl i think they is nice jokes way to go girl you really hit the spot with these jokes you really rocks these jokes good job girl i just can not stop laughing at your jokes i love them somuch and thanks for the laugh and for the amazing jokes.
2007-03-12 06:58:36 · answer #2 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one.
9/10
2007-03-12 07:01:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haaa, the first one is pretty cute, but the last one is FFUUUNNNNYYYYY... Good jokes
2007-03-12 07:00:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lolz
2007-03-12 07:20:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!
2007-03-12 07:03:25 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-03-12 07:27:08 · answer #7 · answered by m.j h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋