A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , " in-laws
2007-03-12 06:50:07 · 9 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Preschool
LOL !!!!!!!!
i loved thos
good jokes and good luck !!!!!!
2007-03-12 06:54:13 · answer #1 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe... The Silent treatment was pretty good :)
2007-03-12 06:55:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave out these same jokes a couple of days ago on here.
But they still are VERY VERY funny.
lol I'm glad you heard them too.
2007-03-12 06:54:49 · answer #3 · answered by Ms* Shae* 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i liked the first one. the wifes smart
2007-03-12 10:56:32 · answer #4 · answered by Polly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude, the second one is hilarious!!
2007-03-12 06:54:41 · answer #5 · answered by Syd 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!
2007-03-12 07:18:04 · answer #6 · answered by Curious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny ahhaha!! ;)
2007-03-12 07:44:56 · answer #7 · answered by belaChick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-12 07:18:41 · answer #8 · answered by m.j h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL.
2007-03-12 06:56:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋