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Because the Coke-Cola company have secretly developed alien technology that enables material to be compressed into wormholes that co-exist alongside the bottle as dark matter.

The disadvantage is, that this matter is 3.7billion times the mass of ordinary plastic and if the pressure inside the bottle reaches what is known as the "fizz omega point" the nuclear reaction would wipe out an area the size of, say, oooohh I dunno... Peru.

Ford on the other hand don't like to risk the compensation claims associated with nuclear oblivion.

2007-03-12 06:56:00 · answer #1 · answered by loathsomedog 3 · 0 0

A two litre bottle of diet coke, is likely to be more reliable than a ford mondeo.

2007-03-12 06:52:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

well. The 2 litre on a car refers to the cubic capacity (cc) of the cylinders.
Example 4 pistons 2000cc divided by 4 = 500cc

and you cannot sit in a coke bottle. Unless its the one thats shaped like a coke bottle but then its not 2 litres

2007-03-12 06:45:56 · answer #3 · answered by froggerty 3 · 0 1

You're comparing your engine block to the drink container... The 2 liters on your Ford refers to cylinder displacement, but if you poured 2 liters of diet coke into your cylinders... it would fit just right.

Why don't you go do that and report back to us.

PS... I'm sorry to hear you have a Ford Mondeo.

2007-03-12 06:50:08 · answer #4 · answered by Dave C 7 · 0 1

Ford Mondildos' are normally the same size as a real dildo, and if desperate you could use your 2 litre bottle for the same purpose!!!

2007-03-12 07:49:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

a pitcher bottle of unopened beer can explode interior the freezer. regardless of the undeniable fact that, you ever word that usually, in case you accidently drop the two-liter, it has extra of an consequence than shaking it? I say, throw it no longer ordinary at a no longer ordinary floor. That'll somewhat be extra effective than shaking it.

2016-10-18 04:57:53 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Check that you're not standing too close to one of them. That always catches me out.

2007-03-12 06:53:04 · answer #7 · answered by Voight-Kampff 3 · 1 0

L. O. L. bless ya

2007-03-12 22:30:27 · answer #8 · answered by jacky p 2 · 1 0

Mine isn't.
But mine is only a dinky model.

LOL.

2007-03-12 06:49:08 · answer #9 · answered by iain xx 4 · 0 0

great question.... no idea though

2007-03-12 07:00:42 · answer #10 · answered by reem2 3 · 0 0

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