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Or did crazy people who heard voices in their heads do it for him?

2007-03-12 06:18:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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God wrote the Bible in Berkeley California at the Mediterranean Cafe on Telegraph Ave. in the early 1960's. He/She was the one that looked like Marx but wrote like the author of the phrase, "There is a certain slant of light on winter afternoons, that has the heft of Cathedral tunes."
The fact that the Bible seems very old was a simple matter for God. In fact, he changed human history to make history conform to the Bible, between cups of Espresso and Bear-claws.
I was there and witnessed it!

2007-03-12 06:35:19 · answer #1 · answered by zclifton2 6 · 0 0

I think the bible is basically a history book that has been changed again and again over the many years.... I read a book called "worlds in collision" written by Emanuel velocovsky, good reading hard to find , its been suppressed by big brother

2007-03-12 13:27:03 · answer #2 · answered by david c 2 · 0 0

No. God used prophets and his disciples to write the Bible.

2007-03-12 13:32:21 · answer #3 · answered by Tman 4 · 0 0

well if you think of it this way

the ppl who wrote Winnie the pooh and jack and Jill
even Hansel and Gretel had to come up with ideas somewhere

2007-03-12 14:00:40 · answer #4 · answered by elite_women_rule_the_rock 6 · 0 0

He used strong men and women of God

2007-03-12 13:22:45 · answer #5 · answered by Maurice H 6 · 0 0

yep... the crazies had a good laugh

2007-03-12 13:24:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It was a really, really, really, really long pen

2007-03-12 13:29:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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