2007-03-12 06:16:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think Vader's mask and Dracula's teeth would slow them down.
2007-03-12 06:20:11 · answer #1 · answered by Quantrill 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
although I don't think Jesus would be in a pie eating contest, no Jesus can do anything. besides dracula only drinks blood and darth vader no longer needs food after the robotic suit
2007-03-12 13:20:38 · answer #2 · answered by Tman 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Huh? You think the team of D & D can beat the Living Legend? The Big J.C.? This is Jesus Christ, the terror of the eating contest circuit. He signs up for the contest and at least 10% of the field leaves. They know they have no chance. Hot dogs? Slam 'em down faster than the machine can make 'em. Sushi? Don't make me laugh. And pies? PIES? Who do you think *invented* pie-eating contests? The apostles couldn't keep up, so what makes you think fangdaddy (who's going to do his impression of a bulimic) and some nutjob with a cowcatcher for a face can throw down with the Big J.C.? Come back when you have a real team.
2007-03-12 13:29:14 · answer #3 · answered by wanfuforever 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No darth couldn't get his helmet of
and dracula hates pie he likes blood
if he drank Jesus's blood would he have been healed and or forgiven.
Vald the Impaler is or was dracula.
2007-03-12 13:20:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
as much as I'd hate to admit, jesus would win because...
a.)darth vader would have a hard time getting the pie through the little slits in his mask.
and b.) while dracula is a profiecient biter, chewing seems to be rather difficult for him. also...if this contest is held during daylight hours...the sunscreen applications alone would tie up things for hours.
2007-03-12 13:24:13 · answer #5 · answered by elfkin, attention whore 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No- Dracula is on a strict liquid diet and Darth Vader is fed by IV- he can't open his mouth.
Jesus would win.
2007-03-12 13:20:13 · answer #6 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nope, Vader would probably be fixated on his ego and force crush the pies while dracula would only suck out the pie's fillings, thus being disqualified...I have to give it to Jesus on this one...
2007-03-12 13:33:27 · answer #7 · answered by elitechicka23 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. Vampires do not eat food. Darth would have a problem getting pie thru his face mask. Jesus would beat them both easily.
2007-03-12 13:20:13 · answer #8 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A reformed Jedi and a Vampire versus Jesus... I'd bet on evil.
2007-03-12 13:24:34 · answer #9 · answered by Akkakk the befuddled 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I doubt it. Vampires traditionally do not eat, and I'm not sure that Darth eats either - certainly not through that mask.
2007-03-12 13:21:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋