A man was in a terrible accident,and his manhood was mangled and torn from his body.
His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his old chap, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic.
The doctor said the cost would be £3,500 for small, £6,500 for medium and £14,000 for large.
The man was sure he would want a large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision.
Heeding his surgeons advice, the man called his wife on the phone and explained their options.
The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected.
"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.
"She said she'd rather get a new kitchen" replied the man
2007-03-12 05:26:15 · 20 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny I love this made my whole family laugh.
2007-03-12 05:47:02 · answer #1 · answered by nicole t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh no!!! she'd rather get a new kitchen, what about not doing "it" every single night of her life?!?!? some women can be so mean, i would never, ever do that to a man, no matter how much it costed!!!
Your joke was funny by the way, but i would never to that!!
2007-03-12 06:05:10 · answer #2 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha, I would have picked the kitchen too. After all, there's no sense handing a man an Uzi when he couldn't handle a water pistol.
2007-03-12 05:35:32 · answer #3 · answered by krustykrabtrainee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL If I was that woman I would definately get a new kitchen. I mean... No one's gonna see that he doesn't have one. And that also decreases his chances of cheating on her. LOL
Have a good evening and please leave a comment if you pick me as best answer.
2007-03-12 05:53:56 · answer #4 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA HA HA
(Must stop laughing so i can type in my reply)
That is a good one, see how smart us females are.
2007-03-12 05:29:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
screw a new kitchen ill take the DI CK anyday
2007-03-12 06:12:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke...seen this one in one of emails many years ago
2007-03-12 05:30:18 · answer #7 · answered by Digital DragonWolf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw, poor man, lol
2007-03-12 06:58:14 · answer #8 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is old, buddy. I heard it at least twice before. Sorry!!
2007-03-12 05:29:11 · answer #9 · answered by Princess of Egypt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw that`s mean!!
Tink xx :(
2007-03-12 13:14:35 · answer #10 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋