A man crawls out of the desert and into a small village which has some market stalls in the street...
He crawls up to the first one. "Water, water! Give me water!" he cries.
"I'm sorry," says the first stallholder, "I only sell custard."
The man crawls up to the second stall. "Water, water! Give me water!" he cries.
"I'm sorry," says the second stallholder, "I only sell cream and sponge."
The man then crawls up to a third stall. "Water, water! Give me water!" he cries.
"I'm sorry," says the third stallholder, "I only sell hundreds and thousands."
"I can't believe no one has any water!!" says the man.
"I know," says the stallholder, "It's a trifle bazaar!"
2007-03-12 05:18:22 · 14 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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For those who don't know . . . . . A trifle is a British dessert dish made from thick (or often solidified) custard, fruit, sponge cake, fruit juice or, more recently, jelly (gelatin), and whipped cream. These ingredients are usually arranged in layers with fruit and sponge on the bottom, and custard and cream on top.
2007-03-12 05:29:13 · update #1
Ha ha Isn't it a trifle bazaar to have to explain it!!
I want a trifle now!!
Nice. *
Tink x
2007-03-12 13:02:15 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm i didn't get that AT all!!
what's a trifle bazaar???
i tell you what would've made me laugh so much lol would be the the last stallholder saying, ok here's some water.........
hahahahahhaa
i'm sad like that lol!
2007-03-12 05:23:43 · answer #2 · answered by Button.Monster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, 8/10
2007-03-12 09:24:39 · answer #3 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's a trifle? I know what a bazaar is, becasue they have those in out country, not stores.
Have a good evening and please leave a comment if you pick me as best answer.
2007-03-12 05:27:29 · answer #4 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trifle bazaar, ha, trifle bazaar. I get it!
2007-03-12 07:08:41 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A trifle long winded! (but good)
2007-03-12 05:26:08 · answer #6 · answered by busterdomino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL
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2007-03-12 08:30:11 · answer #7 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boooo!
2007-03-12 05:22:24 · answer #8 · answered by Mythago 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice play on words very funny
2007-03-12 05:23:50 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bad ones are always the best
2007-03-12 05:21:30 · answer #10 · answered by ne14a6t9 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋