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what if jesus and chuckie teamed up, would they be the greatest super hero team of all time?

2007-03-12 05:17:29 · 15 answers · asked by its not gay if... 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

ugh ermm....so people didnt answer my true question. if jesus and chuck norris teamed up, would they be the greatest superhero team of all time?

2007-03-12 05:24:04 · update #1

look im not saying that chuck is fighting jesus, my question was that if they teamed up. PLEASE ANSWER THAT

2007-03-12 05:27:42 · update #2

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They would be no match for Jessica Lynch + Dick Cheney.

2007-03-12 05:34:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Yes, yes they would. Because the best plan they could have (in a fight's sense) is if Jesus turned the other cheek. Then when their opponent went to slap the other cheek, they'd get a CN roundhouse back into the mesozoic era. Plus, Chuck Norris knows the cube root of Plutonium.

2007-03-12 06:00:18 · answer #2 · answered by Guvo 4 · 0 0

Chuck Norris and Jesus together is a power beyond description.

It can be increased if Mr. T is on the team, too...

2007-03-12 05:21:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Superman, Jesus, and Goku does no longer combat one yet another because of the fact they might all get alongside too properly. Chuck Norris, understanding he's outmatched, might additionally backtrack. they might share the cookie. i understand that isn't a wonderful answer, regardless of the undeniable fact that that's what might maximum in all probability take place

2016-10-18 04:49:24 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

remedial-you might want to check out Chuck Norris's web site. He's devoted to Jesus, hence your question is not even possible! 'the plane, the plane' or better known as fantasy island? Might want to get your facts together before posting a nonsense question.

VS in the sense I know it means AGAINST-so your fantasy question is unclear! The way you want it answered isn't as fun!

2007-03-12 05:24:05 · answer #5 · answered by nickname 5 · 0 1

Chuck Norris is a follower of Christ.

2007-03-12 05:20:41 · answer #6 · answered by JesusFreak 4 · 3 0

they can form the greatest rock band. Jesus looks like a hippie.

2007-03-12 05:22:21 · answer #7 · answered by tom 2 · 1 1

Chuck Norris doesnt read the bible, he glares at it till it gives him the information he needs.

2007-03-12 05:21:30 · answer #8 · answered by Darth Potato 1 · 4 1

I'm going with Thor and Godzilla.

2007-03-12 05:22:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Right (are you running a fever, do you feel okay???)
The Skeptical Christian
Grace and Peace
Peg

2007-03-12 05:22:14 · answer #10 · answered by Dust in the Wind 7 · 0 1

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