yahoo are stopping all my best stuff (its dirty) will keep trying
here's some blond ones if they comes through (not dirty)
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"And then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"And then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
2007-03-12 05:15:09 · 14 answers · asked by BAM-BAM 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice real funny you've got some great stuff
2007-03-12 05:28:25 · answer #1 · answered by chloe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have already heard the first one but the second one made me smile, all these poor blnde jokes!!! pick on someone your own size
2007-03-12 12:20:47 · answer #2 · answered by SAM GIB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol blond jokes are so funny
2007-03-12 12:42:13 · answer #3 · answered by Fabo Chikk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely hilarious --Well done --Worth 10/10 any day .
2007-03-12 13:45:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love 'em ...both classics ...let's hear some more !
2007-03-12 12:25:40 · answer #5 · answered by SilverSurfer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant very funny
2007-03-12 16:15:44 · answer #6 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha i love these jokes! billiant
2007-03-12 12:19:58 · answer #7 · answered by ne14a6t9 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny :)
2007-03-12 12:23:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!
2007-03-12 13:49:23 · answer #9 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great keep it up
2007-03-12 12:58:47 · answer #10 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋