Christians, are you offended, that I, James T. Squishy, of the USS Enterprise am boinking your women? And, to top it off, they let me go where no man has gone before with them; The Backside.
2007-03-12 04:55:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh Captain Squishy, OH Captain! OH CAPTAIN!
2007-03-12 05:01:05 · answer #1 · answered by firey_cowgirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but the question is: do they even know you are there? The backside, that is. Bet not. Probably just think that a ant or a small bug crawled around there. But you keep trying though, we're rooting for you.
2007-03-12 05:09:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not offended but concerned considering all the alien women you've bonked too. Who knows what disease you're carrying
2007-03-12 05:08:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not offended Captain. Keep bonking.
2007-03-12 05:03:17 · answer #4 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guess an android's not good enough for you! Hmph!
2007-03-12 05:08:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where you chose to stick your equipment is your business. Can't you keep it to yourself?
2007-03-12 05:06:42 · answer #6 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let us know if you find any Klingons back there. :)
2007-03-12 05:02:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hey, it's your final frontier...
2007-03-12 05:03:12 · answer #8 · answered by dadknows 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋