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hairdresser and asks him how much he owes. The hairdresser replies, "Father, you're a holy man, I just couldn't charge you anything, it's on the house" The priest is most grateful and says, "Thank you, my son" and leaves. When the hairdresser goes to open his shop next morning, almost by magic, he finds 2 gold coins on his doorstep. Some days later, a Buddhist monk goes to the same hairdressing salon for shave and a wax. When he goes to pay, the hairdresser says, "You don't have to give me any money, you're a spiritual leader, a man of the people, I just couldn't charge you anything, it's on the house." The monk bows, shakes his hand and thanks him. When the hairdresser goes to open his shop next morning, almost by magic, he finds 12 diamonds on his doorstep. The following week a Rabbi goes into the hairdressing salon to have a haircut and a beard trim.
When he goes to pay, the hairdresser told the Rabbi that it's on the house. Except he finds 12 Rabbi outside of his salon.

2007-03-12 04:46:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

thats not funny at all.

2007-03-12 04:51:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

haha, now THAT is funny. and to that dumb 'tard who said it is insinuating that jews are cheap; it's not insinuating anything, it's flat out reinforcing a stereotype that has been around for ages. Thus, it's funny as hell! Hey, why do Jews have such big noses? Because the air is free, lol.

2007-03-12 14:53:25 · answer #2 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 0 0

haha dats pretty funny. 9/10

2007-03-12 11:52:16 · answer #3 · answered by jizzro 2 · 2 1

This is a serious warning to us people to talk after analysing the situation........

2007-03-12 11:58:00 · answer #4 · answered by jade s 4 · 0 1

Do you get it? It's very insulting to the Jewish people - insinuating that they are cheap.

2007-03-12 12:34:09 · answer #5 · answered by DPL06351 5 · 0 1

cute

2007-03-12 11:55:06 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1 0

Your best one yet, well done.

2007-03-12 14:47:36 · answer #7 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0 0

Ha ha!!

2007-03-12 14:07:37 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0 0

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