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2007-03-12 04:16:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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I was around a female "friends" house last night, and she insisted on watching porn on the internet, then she insisted on leading me to her lounge where, again, she insisted on putting porn dvd's on and making me do things which were very unnatural. Using chair legs and stuff. Do you think she wanted sex, or just help re-arranging her furniture?
P.s. I'm still at her house this morning, and she is rubbing a rolling pin suggestively. What's next? A bit of cooking?

2007-03-15 23:16:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I just saw another answerer talking about how women belong in the kitchen. That kind of attitude annoys me to no end.

2007-03-12 07:32:00 · answer #2 · answered by Rio Madeira 7 · 0 0

I heard this story about a bloke mate of mine whos friend was getting it on with this really fit bird and she invited him back to hers they were getting really heavy and then they started getting naked and she took all her clothes off and she had a dick!! She had breasts and everything but she had a dick as well and apparently he went down on it anyway!!!

YUCK!! I Nearly puked!!

You did say you wanted rude!

2007-03-12 04:20:54 · answer #3 · answered by kirsty m 3 · 1 0

My boyfriend sent me a picture mess on my phone of his white bits! He's on his hols in Barbados without me!

2007-03-12 05:32:33 · answer #4 · answered by phillippa 3 · 0 0

I was babysitting and out of a sudden my cousin goes you have crocket teeth and shes said that about a million ti9mes but this time i told her off!=D

2007-03-12 04:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

i was at the mall greeting a girl form my grade and as i was leaving my dad shouted at me for slowing down not knowing why i did it and her friends and her laughed at me. :(

2007-03-12 04:58:00 · answer #6 · answered by lil dreamer 2 · 1 0

You mean apart from 'willyman's' antics on here the last few days?

2007-03-12 04:19:42 · answer #7 · answered by jet-set 7 · 1 1

this lil kid i was babysiting called my friend a hippo and he wasnt joking

2007-03-12 04:20:38 · answer #8 · answered by lovxux4ever1 2 · 2 0

I stuck a chewing gum on my guy's shirt:P..he's sooooooo sweet..he wasnt angry at all...he's never angry at me anyway...lol

2007-03-12 04:21:29 · answer #9 · answered by Beautiful 3 · 1 0

someone questioning a women's place in the kitchen!

2007-03-12 07:36:39 · answer #10 · answered by lowroad 2 · 0 0

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