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Hey y'all,

How y'all doing this mornin'?

Thanks and huggs to all of you who helped me with my dilemna last week! I was able to talk both guys into spending the night with me. My co-workers friends was a dud, but my co-worker kept it going all night!

Anyway, I have a new dilemna.

I met this cute guy at church last Wednesday. He asked me out to coffee this week after this Wednesday's service. I would love to, but my husband is going to church with me this week, and this guy thinks I'm a virgin!

Here is the story I'm going to try to use:
I think I'm going to tell this guy that my husband is my brother, and that I'll meet him some afternoon for coffee since my "brother" needs me to drive, since he is a recovering alcoholic and drug addict.

I really like this guy though, and I don't want to give him the impression I don't want to meet him.

I only have a little time to work with. I'm two months pregnant (my super cute boyfriend is my baby daddy!) and my belly is going to swell pretty soon.

Help!

2007-03-12 03:54:28 · 13 answers · asked by Lökásennäaa 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

13 answers

You should buy some sneeze powder, or a strong laxative. That way, while you and the cute guy from church are "bonding" your husband will be on the can! You could even play it off like he is going through heroin withdrawal. You might be able to get some you know sympathy attention that way.

Sometime you should explain why you always do this behind your husband's back, I'd be interested to read it.

2007-03-13 10:39:20 · answer #1 · answered by akristel2003 7 · 0 0

You sound really crazy. People like you are always stirring up alot of confusion. You desire to have a love triangle. You are a liar and a cheater and I hope that your husband catch you in this lie. You are the reason people gets hurt and you need to do away with your childesh ways and grow up.

2007-03-12 11:23:28 · answer #2 · answered by Ms.Curious 2 · 1 0

HELLO! You put you and your husband in an awkward position. In time he is going to see you're pregnant and the real truth will eventually emerge. I feel sorry for your husband. The community guidlelines forbids me from what I really want to say to you. GET THE PICTURE?!!

2007-03-12 11:02:17 · answer #3 · answered by Yafooey! 5 · 0 0

You need to go ahead and divorce your husband. Sounds like you want to be a single again and your husband should move on to someone that will respect him.

2007-03-12 11:02:24 · answer #4 · answered by MoPleasure4U 4 · 1 0

why did circus music start playing while I read this? the church part was the best! you are quite an example for those who are confused about religion

2007-03-12 11:01:28 · answer #5 · answered by ann s 7 · 3 0

You're a Jerry Springer freak. I hope you have tripletts that always keep you dirt poor.

2007-03-12 10:58:39 · answer #6 · answered by jacquie 6 · 3 0

You don't appear to be serious and i wonder why are you using this forum. Are you getting off by the responses?

2007-03-12 11:00:42 · answer #7 · answered by ann t 5 · 2 0

What? I've got a guy you need to meet, his name is Jesus. He could help fix this problem for you.

2007-03-12 10:58:43 · answer #8 · answered by Chris 1 · 4 0

Whatever happened to being faithful to your husband? I could never do that to my husband...

2007-03-12 11:04:15 · answer #9 · answered by Emily 6 · 1 0

Are you out your freaking mind you need to tell your husband now...what is wrong with you??? Your going to HELL you know that right???? God females are so dirty anymore!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-12 10:58:54 · answer #10 · answered by Miss. Nikki 2 · 2 0

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