I had tennis elbow. I came across this machine that said "urine annalysis for what ails you. So I grabbed one of their little cups and filled it and the machine replied Tennis elbow; arternate warm and cold compress, restrain mobility for two weeks. I thought "cool". So I desided to mess with it. I took a lidded cup home and got my daughter to pee in it, got my wife to pee in it, got my dog to pee in it, and I peed in it and yoinked one off in it. The next day the machine said " Your daughter is pregnant, your wife has ghonoreah, your dog has fleas and if you don't stop beating off that tennis elbow will never heal".
2007-03-12 03:21:14 · 9 answers · asked by lawolifer 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!! he he nice one....
2007-03-12 03:44:33 · answer #1 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yesterdays joke, really it was on here just the other day,. 4/10
2007-03-12 15:34:50 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10! lol!
2007-03-12 10:54:54 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a unique joke, but not that funny.
2007-03-12 10:48:06 · answer #4 · answered by _Mexican_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-03-12 10:57:41 · answer #5 · answered by boricua(787) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny keep it up
2007-03-12 10:49:39 · answer #6 · answered by abenabox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha good one....kinda gross but funny
2007-03-12 10:49:47 · answer #7 · answered by ♥NICOLE♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he
2007-03-12 11:17:33 · answer #8 · answered by raza5sa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?
2007-03-12 10:45:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋