anyone have any other confucious jokes
2007-03-12 02:35:13 · 6 answers · asked by banjotrinket 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...it take many nails to make crib, but one screw to fill it.
...man who stand on toilet high on pot.
...man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
...baseball wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
...man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time.
...man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
...wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
...man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
...man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
...man who scratch a*s should not bite fingernails.
..man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
2007-03-12 02:55:14 · answer #1 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
FAMOUS SAYINGS
Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have.
They must often change, who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
It is not possible for one to teach others who cannot teach his own family.
The superior man is modest in his speech but exceeds in his actions.
He who merely knows right principles is not equal to him who loves them.
To be able under all circumstances to practice five things constitutes perfect virtue; these five things are gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness and kindness.
We don't know yet about life, how can we know about death?
Mankind differs from the animals only by a little, and most people throw that away.
If you enjoy what you do, you'll never work another day in your life.
The Master said, (the good man) does not grieve that other people do not recognize his merits. His only anxiety is lest he should fail to recognize theirs.
2007-03-12 03:09:32 · answer #2 · answered by RAGGYPANTS 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well, im not sure...if he scratches his bum while sleeping then he will surely get a smelly finger.
2007-03-12 02:49:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
never pick up the soap when showering with gay dudes
2007-03-12 03:15:19 · answer #4 · answered by Stargate 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if he scratches
2007-03-12 03:57:49 · answer #5 · answered by _Mexican_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no sorry lol
2007-03-12 03:01:00 · answer #6 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋