A guy goes to hell and is met by the devil who explains that the punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his first punishment.
The first room has a young guy on the wall being whipped.
Not keen on this he asks to see the next room.
The next room has a middle aged guy being tortured with fire.
Not exactly enamoured by this either, he asks to see the third room.
It has a really old guy chained to the wall getting a bl*w j*b from a gorgeous blonde.
Seeing this, the man can't believe his luck & is overjoyed at the thought of spending the next 1,000 years in such a way and so informs old Lucifer of his decision.
You can imagine the look on his face when the Devil walked into the room tapped the blonde on the shoulder and says "Okay love, you can stop now. You've been relieved".
2007-03-12 02:28:40 · 20 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-12 02:32:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
this one always makes me smile, but usually in the third room there are people knee deep in sh!t, drinking coffee and the guy chooses that one and goes in but before he can make a coffee the devil says 'ok coffee breaks over, everyone back on your heads!'
2007-03-12 04:17:23 · answer #2 · answered by Jaimee1987 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that`s a bit hard to swallow!!
Superb, I`m crying here!
On top form pet
12/10 *
Tink xx
2007-03-12 12:24:59 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10!
2007-03-12 03:32:55 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa! i really didnt see that coming. i thought that she was going to be a man or something. Good one
2007-03-12 02:33:38 · answer #5 · answered by lux 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucky devil, or so the saying goes??
2007-03-12 02:34:52 · answer #6 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha !!!! bet that left him with a bad taste in his mouth ! 10/10
2007-03-12 02:33:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor man
2007-03-12 02:46:48 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive gotta send that to everyone i know thats well good!
ha
2007-03-12 02:36:59 · answer #9 · answered by Pinki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ...lol
Dr Bad
2007-03-12 03:09:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋