A woman receives a phone call at work saying her husband as just died and can they have a problem because he died whilst aroused and they can't close the coffin lid because of it.
"Cut it off and stick it up his backside" she said.
"A little un orthodox but he's your husband and he won't know so ok" said the undertaker.
At the final viewing, she was paying her respects to him when she noticed a tiny tear rolling down his cheek.
"Told you it f@%*ing hurt didn't I she said.
2007-03-12 02:25:25 · 23 answers · asked by Les-Paul 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one thanks it made my day
2007-03-12 02:29:32 · answer #1 · answered by jim m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting, the woman gets a call saying her husband has just died but in that short space of time someone has already gone out and got a coffin and prepared to bury him???? anyways good joke. well done.
2007-03-12 04:11:49 · answer #2 · answered by Jaimee1987 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok I agree with the first girl! Did not make sense!!!
2007-03-12 02:30:24 · answer #3 · answered by ~*Sweet Pea*~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
near the mark but very funny
2007-03-12 02:28:50 · answer #4 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK funny hahahaha
2007-03-12 02:30:28 · answer #5 · answered by missnicedell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-03-12 04:21:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll think about that next time before I have sex with my girl.
2007-03-12 03:23:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it....Ok it took a while..I get it now and yes it is funny !
2007-03-12 02:28:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but how would he have a tear and hurt if dead?
2007-03-12 04:04:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! HE is stuck with it all eternity that would be painfull indeed ROFLMAO!!
i surely wont let that happen to me when i die!! :)
2007-03-12 03:04:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH, what ever happened to vasaline?????
2007-03-12 02:30:50 · answer #11 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋