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A man takes his seat on a plane to Chicago and realises the woman next to him is hot...

“Business trip or vacation?” he asks.

“Business,” she replies. “The annual sex convention.”

“What are you doing there?”

“Giving a lecture about the myths and truths of sexuality,” she answers.

“Like what?” asks the guy.

“People think African men are the most endowed, but it’s actually Native American men,” she says. “And another myth is that Frenchmen are the best kissers, when it’s actually men of Jewish descent. Also, a recent survey found that Cajuns are the best lovers of any ethnicity.”

Blushing, the woman adds, “I’m sorry, I shouldn’t be saying all this. I don’t even know your name.”

“Tonto,” says the man. “Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Boudreaux.”

2007-03-12 02:21:15 · 12 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

Nice one maan!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-12 02:56:36 · answer #1 · answered by goin gud!!!!!! 3 · 1 1

This is such a racist joke. Don't spread ignorance.

And Tonto isn't a Native name. It means fool in Spanish. It's derogatory.

2007-03-12 16:13:01 · answer #2 · answered by RedPower Woman 6 · 0 2

Only you could tell it how it is, by the way, not going to Chicargo any more, she might be on the plane again. 10/10

2007-03-12 09:27:50 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1 1

haha....

mixture of nat. american and jewish name w/ cajun nick name

2007-03-12 09:44:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

hoho ha nice dude

2007-03-12 09:45:29 · answer #5 · answered by I am an Indian 4 · 1 1

now this what i call a master pice of joke
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2007-03-12 09:29:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

superb!

`ave a *

Tink xx

2007-03-12 19:20:47 · answer #7 · answered by Tink 5 · 1 0

nice one

2007-03-12 09:30:10 · answer #8 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1 1

lol nice

2007-03-12 09:24:34 · answer #9 · answered by *sarah* 3 · 1 1

good one LOL

2007-03-12 10:13:23 · answer #10 · answered by notskerd 3 · 1 1

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