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A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."

2007-03-12 02:06:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

u r eating my head with laughter
nice dude
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2007-03-12 02:17:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

See, unlike your past jokes, that was a great one. Keep it up and you may just make me lol... out loud.

2007-03-12 09:10:46 · answer #2 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 0 0

hehe

2007-03-12 09:27:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I DON'T SAY THIS TO EVERYONE, BUT:
ROTLFOLMFAOQLMXZFGP

2007-03-12 09:12:18 · answer #4 · answered by bluechocolatedude 2 · 0 0

ha ha!!!

2007-03-12 09:24:15 · answer #5 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0 0

this is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10/10

2007-03-12 11:50:17 · answer #6 · answered by JamDQqueen 3 · 0 0

that was great!!!!

2007-03-12 10:24:27 · answer #7 · answered by Kaleigh P 3 · 0 0

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