"I can't find it"
MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.
"That's women's work"
MEANS: it's difficult, dirty, and thankless.
"Will you Marry me?"
MEANS: both of my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there's no peanut butter left.
"It's a guy thing."
MEANS: there's no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.
"Can I help with dinner?"
MEANS: why isn't it already on the table?
"It would take too long to explain"
MEANS: I have no idea how it works.
"I'm getting more exercise lately"
MEANS: the batteries in the remote are dead.
"We're going to be late."
MEANS: I have a legitimate reason for driving like a maniac.
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
MEANS: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.
"That's interesting dear."
MEANS: are you still talking?
2007-03-12 01:20:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love."
MEANS: I forgot our anniversary again.
"You expect too much from me."
MEANS: You expect me to stay awake?
"It's really a good movie."
MEANS: It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and naked women.
"You know how bad my memory is."
MEANS: I remember the words to the theme song of F-Troop, the address of the first girl I kissed, and the vehicle identification number of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.
"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
MEANS: the girl selling them on the corner was a real babe, and was wearing a bikini.
"Oh, don't fuss, I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
MEANS: I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt.
"Hey, I've got reasons for what I'm doing."
MEANS: what did you catch me at?
"She's one of those rabid feminists."
MEANS: she refused to make my coffee.
2007-03-12 01:21:26 · update #1
I heard you."
MEANS: I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and hope I can fake it well enough, so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me.
"You know I could never love anyone else."
MEANS: I am used to the way YOU yell at me, and realize it could be worse.
"You really look terrific in that outfit."
MEANS: Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving.
"I brought you a present."
MEANS: It was free ice scraper night at the ball/hockey game.
"I'm not lost, I know exactly where we are."
MEANS: No one will ever see us alive again.
"This relationship is getting too serious."
MEANS: I like you almost as much as I like my truck.
"I don't need to read the instructions."
MEANS: I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help.
"I missed you."
MEANS: I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry, and we're out of toilet paper.
2007-03-12 01:21:38 · update #2
Men really talk that much? Really? Wow I never knew that. I thought they just grunted all day. Lol.
2007-03-12 01:29:53 · answer #1 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats brill and so true half of what you have put my husband and sons come out with all the time you have helped me to think of answers and questions to find out how right you really are lol.
it must be good ive given you a star so i can find this straight away for future refrance lol,you have just got the three men in my live in a lot of trouble lol
2007-03-12 01:35:11 · answer #2 · answered by rob 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant lmfao 10/10 x
2007-03-12 19:52:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a guy thing is the best one.
2007-03-19 08:22:27 · answer #4 · answered by supasary 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, funny
So glad its not true of all men though
2007-03-12 06:45:11 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They just get better as the day goes on,surley not the last one today, SOB SOB.
2007-03-12 01:48:34 · answer #6 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES THEY ARE WELL FUNNY, HAVENT CHECKED YET BUT THIS MUST BE A GIRL
WELL FUNNY IN FACT IT WAS BLOODY HILARIOUS
2007-03-12 02:44:57 · answer #7 · answered by Pinki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even the additional comments were great!!!
Thnx!!!!
2007-03-18 17:28:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
most of these have been on before but it is still quite funny
2007-03-12 02:12:55 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
as a guy i find that em what was i saying
2007-03-17 23:30:37 · answer #10 · answered by uber-coolies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋