Three men are talking in a bar. The first says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. I found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
The second says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
The third says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."
Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
2007-03-12
01:17:01
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