You are taking your life in your own hands when you open your mouth after your wife has had a bad day
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.
2007-03-12 01:12:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sooo.... Bascially you're saying women like being bought and lied to. Thanks for that.
2007-03-12 01:18:08 · answer #1 · answered by tigerfly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! My husband never takes the safest route.
2007-03-12 01:16:48 · answer #2 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! You really don't know women at all do you? Surely by now you should know that if we've head a bad day WHATEVER you say is wrong!!!! And I'm having a bad day, you're in trouble! Lol;)
2007-03-12 01:18:29 · answer #3 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
people may complain but on a bad day those are true. However not all the time.
2007-03-12 03:28:53 · answer #4 · answered by TB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live dangerously
2007-03-12 02:16:22 · answer #5 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Story of my life, and millions more. Loved it.
2007-03-19 12:09:53 · answer #6 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
100% true!
I've seen my dad taking the safest route........
LOL : )
2007-03-12 01:38:19 · answer #7 · answered by D@r$h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so true, I thought it was very good
2007-03-18 12:57:02 · answer #8 · answered by neil p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you just make me laugh keep going i will lose wieght laughing at these today .
2007-03-12 02:05:52 · answer #9 · answered by rob 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Should be gifted to all newlyweds!
2007-03-12 02:03:43 · answer #10 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋