Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
Eighty percent held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" asked the Minister.
"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight." she replied.
"Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?" implored the Minister.
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation and, in a clear, strong voice, said: "I outlived the b itches."
2007-03-12 01:11:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Damn Straight! LMAO!! he he sounds like a plan!
2007-03-12 01:42:55 · answer #1 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You go Mrs. Jones!!
2007-03-12 10:11:02 · answer #2 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The title was funny enough... Forgiven their enemies... HAHAHAA--wait, are you SERIOUS?!? O_o
JK lol
THE JOKE WAS FUNNY ROFL!!! OMIGOSH THAT WAS FUNNY... ;)
2007-03-12 17:13:51 · answer #3 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That deserves 10 stars!!!!!!!!!LOL
WTG mate!!!!!!!!!! Ta!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-15 19:52:18 · answer #4 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋