2007-03-12 00:53:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
at a toilet.........
2007-03-12 01:41:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
An Englishman, an American and an Australian met at a bar.
As they were drinking, a loud fart sounded.
Bewildered, the proper and gentlemanly Englishman exclaimed: "Why! Who is responsible for this boorish behaviour?!"
The flushed American said: "No, not me, man. Not me. I had ma bowels cleared earlier..."
The Englishman looked expectedly at the Australian and before he knew it, the Aussie shoved the Englishman's face into his bum and farted and shouted:
"WELCOME TO THE LAND DOWN UNDER, MATE!"
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It's original, ok?
And peace to my Aussie mates!
"Have you seen Mike Hunt today?"
HAHAHAHHHAHAHA!
2007-03-12 08:02:11 · answer #2 · answered by xxon_23 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
An Englishman, an American and an Australian meet at a bar, they all have a nice drink and then go home again.
If that isn't the funniest joke ever I don't know what is.
2007-03-12 07:59:49 · answer #3 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
An Englishman, an American and an Australian meet in the HELL hows that
2007-03-12 07:57:45 · answer #4 · answered by luv2yas 4 · 0⤊ 5⤋
wrong catagory
2007-03-12 08:02:47 · answer #5 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I can't think of anyhting. :(
2007-03-12 07:56:44 · answer #6 · answered by SCOTLAND! 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋