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Two friends are discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love three times," one friend says.

"How so?" his friend asks.

"Five years ago I deeply cared for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me."

"Was that not love?" his friend asks.

"No," he replies. "That was obsession. And then two years ago I deeply cared for an attractive woman who didn't understand me."

"Was that not love?"

"No," he replies. "That was lust. And just last year I met a woman aboard a cruise ship to the Caribbean. She was smart, funny, and a great conversationalist. And everywhere I followed her on that boat, I would get this strange sensation in the pit of my stomach."

"Was that not love?" his friend asks.

"No," he replies. "That was motion sickness."

2007-03-12 00:51:56 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

they had many funny moments on that show

2007-03-12 00:54:47 · answer #1 · answered by nas88car300 7 · 0 0

Hahahaha!
10/10

2007-03-19 17:29:09 · answer #2 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0 0

I got a nice laugh out of that. Overall I like the joke, just a little more fine-tuning of words could add to the suspense and give the joke a little more humor. Great joke!

:)

2007-03-12 00:58:29 · answer #3 · answered by Advice Friend 2 · 0 0

Only a 5/10, but then again its only Monday.

2007-03-12 01:01:23 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0 0

you c most people like me cant tell the differance between feeling sick or being in love!

2007-03-17 23:27:12 · answer #5 · answered by uber-coolies 2 · 0 0

Where do you guys come up with these ? Love em' keep them coming !

2007-03-19 13:47:20 · answer #6 · answered by That Girl 5 · 0 0

I know it's Monday, so I won't critize too awfully bad....a little dry

2007-03-19 02:15:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

perfect joke carry on post more

2007-03-12 00:59:11 · answer #8 · answered by luv2yas 4 · 0 0

good but have said better ones keep going lol

2007-03-12 02:08:15 · answer #9 · answered by rob 3 · 1 0

Not motion sickness.....he just couldn't stomach her....

2007-03-16 06:33:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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