After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend, Fred notices a
photo of a man on her bedside table. At first, he really didn't give it
much thought; she had never mentioned it so why should he. But after a
month or so into the relationship he begins to stress about it; even
imagining the photo is staring at him doing the deed. It was causing
him so much anxiety that he finally decides to ask about it.
"Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Another boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me 12 months ago"
2007-03-12 00:49:21 · 20 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yikes!
okay...now what are you going to do to get that image out of my head?
2007-03-12 03:40:23 · answer #1 · answered by soren 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey Dude, theres only one Smurf, nice one, really made me laugh.
2007-03-12 03:20:49 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loki likes top one lol 10/10 & a star
2007-03-12 04:10:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great love it will have to remember this one 10/10
2007-03-12 01:08:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Just goes to show you might need to ask a few questions before you have sex..
2007-03-12 00:53:41 · answer #5 · answered by Donna 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lmao very good!
Yikes.
2007-03-12 03:16:36 · answer #6 · answered by notskerd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one didn't expect that 10
2007-03-12 00:57:07 · answer #7 · answered by conan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ew, nasty, you are such a naughty thing aren't you and so early in the am too!
2007-03-12 01:41:58 · answer #8 · answered by ksueditz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HE HE.
that's a clever one.
well done.
2007-03-12 00:53:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great one! Where'd you find this?
2007-03-12 00:52:57 · answer #10 · answered by kenniemcooper 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋