A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
2007-03-12 00:43:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like that one but for me it would be males in the garage and females on the pc lol
2007-03-12 02:10:46 · answer #1 · answered by rob 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow thats like the best joke ive heard all weekend...great way to start my week
2007-03-12 07:48:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont tell any jokes ur disgracing urself
2007-03-12 08:10:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okkkk, a little awkward
2007-03-19 16:11:04 · answer #4 · answered by Mustang_gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW...that is a wise man.
2007-03-12 08:06:59 · answer #5 · answered by The Great One 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Great joke!!!!!
2007-03-19 00:26:47 · answer #6 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IM NOT EVER EATING AT THEIR HOUSE.
2007-03-20 03:26:47 · answer #7 · answered by DANNY G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol v. tru
2007-03-19 16:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by shorty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-12 09:22:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-12 07:57:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋