Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome price, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young price that I am. Then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother. There you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought, "I don't think so!"
2007-03-12 00:41:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Smart @SS! I posted the other day; which you replied too I might add!! Lay off the wine boy!!
Funny though, I like it! ;)
Tink xx
2007-03-12 02:44:56 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! i loved every one word of it... it a hilarious joke and perfectly tensed english grammar! LOL! "ecological issues?" LOL! "dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce" very artistically articulated! LOL!
2007-03-12 07:58:31 · answer #2 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ribbit, laughed my tail off!
2007-03-12 07:44:55 · answer #3 · answered by PartyTime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!! good one thx 4 sharing
2007-03-12 07:54:57 · answer #4 · answered by SCOTLAND! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one.
2007-03-12 07:59:23 · answer #5 · answered by Chigorin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm alrighty then
2007-03-12 07:47:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice...
2007-03-12 07:52:45 · answer #7 · answered by slumberdoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋