And when he gets there St. Peter says:hold up this has never happened before so Ive got no place to keep you do you know anyone you could stay with for a while until I straigten this mess out?lawyer thinks and says:My best friend in High School was a Baptist!Peter says:Um no good you've never been baptised and their kind of funny about that sort of thing.The lawyer thinks and says:My room mate in college was Pentacostal.Peter says:Yeah, you can't speak or understand tongues so no dice there.Lawer thinks for a minute and says:I once met somebody from The Salvation Army.Peter smiles and says Yeah, they'll take anybody! Let's go.On the way they pass through these sections of heaven labeled Lutheran Catholic etc that are brimming with people so the lawyer gets a little excited with anticipation.When they get to TSAs section of heaven the lawyer see's it's HUGE but nobody seems to be there so he asks Peter:Where is everyone?Peter responds:Oh theyre TSA theyre in hell serving ice water!
2007-03-12
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