A man's wife had just bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her looks years younger. She sat in front of the mirror for what had to be hours applying the "miracle" products. Finally, when she was done, she turned to her husband and said, "Hon, honestly now, what age would you say I am?"
He nodded his head in assessment, and carefully said, "Well, hon, judging from your skin, twenty. Your hair, mmmm, eighteen. Your figure, twenty-five."
"Oh, you're so sweet!" gushed the wife.
"Well, hang on," he replied, "I'm not done adding it up yet."
2007-03-12 00:33:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
like that one lol i must be about 100
2007-03-12 02:26:07 · answer #1 · answered by rob 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I couldnt help but read your post and think to myself that I was right where you were 6 months and seems like 1000 wrinkles ago.
I went through the exact same thing. I tried various products and did tons of research online before I found Oil of Olay was basically giving their product away for free.
All I had to do was answer a few auestions, They are a well known national name brand for facial and skin care, everyone knows Oil of Olay.
And I am telling you this Oil of Olay Regenerist works and it made a believer out of me.
I posted the link below for you to click and check out. This stuff works and believe me - for a few minutes of your time and no cost to you, you owe it to yourself to try and all you would lose is a few minutes of your time!
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Lenette McMullin
2007-03-14 18:21:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
I'll grow old gracefully. Well so far, so good. Not too sure about the next 20 years though. LOL!
2007-03-14 08:12:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one.
2007-03-19 20:48:56 · answer #4 · answered by Round mama 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah. awe, what a naughty husband!
2007-03-12 02:27:56 · answer #5 · answered by heartiful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh how cruel!!
Very good ***
Tink xx
2007-03-14 08:07:55 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-12 03:24:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it good
2007-03-12 00:36:19 · answer #8 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
25, 30, 45.......LOL......should I continue?...LOL
2007-03-19 14:46:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. cute.
2007-03-19 14:24:14 · answer #10 · answered by ma5he5sp90 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋