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Now that they were retired, an elderly couple was discussing their plans.

"What will you do if I die before you do?" he asked her.

After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women. She said she would probably look for roommates who were a little younger than herself, since she was so active for her age.

Then she asked him, "What will you do if I die first?"

He replied, "Probably the same thing."

2007-03-12 00:30:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

ha.............lol. nice.

2007-03-12 00:34:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dirty Ole Man!

cute joke

2007-03-19 09:13:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah how true is that!

lol 10/10 *

Tink xx

2007-03-14 15:05:33 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0 0

clever...truthful...alittle naughty, the three attributes i like! 10 points

2007-03-19 20:32:17 · answer #4 · answered by jo.joggers 4 · 0 0

I like this one!

2007-03-19 16:43:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

cute

2007-03-19 20:22:03 · answer #6 · answered by trinawebb1971 2 · 0 0

haha

2007-03-14 15:08:14 · answer #7 · answered by me 5 · 0 0

I didn't know that was an option!

2007-03-13 10:44:37 · answer #8 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0 0

LOL! Funny...

2007-03-12 07:36:04 · answer #9 · answered by shaz 2 · 0 0

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