2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A . Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
B . Your blood-test results
C . Five tequila slammers
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A . Your partner climaxes first
B . You both climax simultaneously
C . You don't miss SportsCenter
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A . Healthy, creative love-play
B . Not the sort of thing your wife would ever agree to
C . Not the sort of thing your wife need ever find out about
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
A . The best part of the experience
B . The second best part of the experience
C . $100 extra
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A . No concern of yours
B . Not a problem - she can join your gym
C . A conservative estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A . A myth
B . An oxymoron
C . A moron
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A . Appetizer is to entree
B . Priming is to painting
C . A long line is to an amusement park ride
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
A . "I hope we can still be friends."
B . "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone..."
C . "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
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Results
* If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.
* If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.
* If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up - Hard men are good to find!
2007-03-12
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