chris was talking to his new lover, *****, and he said, "Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?"
To which she replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm."
"Really?" he said excitedly.
"Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary
definition of the word 'warm'."
chris was pleased until he went home and, just for fun,
checked his dictionary and found, "WARM: Not so hot."
2007-03-12 00:29:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-03-12 00:32:35 · answer #1 · answered by Dr Dee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I couldn't help myself
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, how am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money-back
2007-03-12 07:35:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-03-19 16:43:56 · answer #3 · answered by shorty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooooooooooooooh 1 point for the women!
2007-03-16 10:41:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Warm or Worm!!??? Haa haa ha
Loved it 10/10 *
Tink xx
2007-03-14 15:02:40 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol
2007-03-16 08:08:18 · answer #6 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that is definately funny.
2007-03-19 19:06:34 · answer #7 · answered by Butterflies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny what a way to dis sumone
2007-03-19 16:14:39 · answer #8 · answered by sunshine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice one
2007-03-12 07:33:47 · answer #9 · answered by heartiful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
useless
2007-03-17 23:15:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe i'll have to remember that one!!
2007-03-19 15:33:41 · answer #11 · answered by jo.joggers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋