A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert
himself. "You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go home and show her you're the boss."
The husband decided to take the doctor's advice. He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, "From now on you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my clothes. Tonight I am going out with the boys. You are going to stay at home where you belong. Another thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie?"
"I certainly do," said his wife calmly, "the undertaker."
2007-03-12 00:26:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not quite a lol, but not bad
2007-03-12 00:29:17 · answer #1 · answered by Jim R 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was funny the first time I heard it, but it's old now. It's been around for a long time.
Have you heard this one:
A man talks to his son before he gets married. He says, son your mother and I have been married a long time because we have an understanding. On our honeymoon I took off my pants and told your mother to put them on. She did so, and said they didn't fit. My reply to her was, that's right, I wear the pants in this family and don't ever forget it.
The son thought this was a great idea, so on his wedding night told his new bride to put his pants on. She put them on and said they didn't fit, he proceeded to repeat the words of his father, stating he was the man and he would wear the pants in the family.
To his surprise, his wife took off her pants and told him to try them on. After doing so he said, I can't get into your pants..
That's right she replied, and you never will if you don't change your attitude.
2007-03-12 07:29:07 · answer #2 · answered by Speedy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A chuckle
2007-03-12 07:28:41 · answer #3 · answered by Michael b 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good giggle for a monday morning
2007-03-12 07:30:09 · answer #4 · answered by deni 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've got to tell my Brother, he's an Undertaker!!!!!!LOL
Great Joke!!!!!!!
2007-03-16 22:12:40 · answer #5 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!!!
hadnt heard this one before!
you got a chuckle out of me so well done!
f xxx
2007-03-12 07:28:58 · answer #6 · answered by >> fleur << 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
2007-03-20 00:28:15 · answer #7 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not! A little giggle though
2007-03-19 16:09:51 · answer #8 · answered by Mustang_gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-03-12 07:30:27 · answer #9 · answered by Sheeth 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes very funny
2007-03-12 07:30:38 · answer #10 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋