The hoover works a treat now....
2007-03-11 23:36:46 · 23 answers · asked by Louis Junior. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry for the lame joke, but I was out last night unil 3am Celebrating the missus' birthday.
She was livid when I got home.
2007-03-11 23:43:29 · update #1
Hehe.
2007-03-11 23:39:23 · answer #1 · answered by lisateric 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a birthday in basic terms occurs as quickly as a year... do no longer whinge approximately having to do an attempt to realize a spa lodge :P ! you're able to do a lot of sunlight hours activities. This relatively relies upon on what she likes. If she's a extremely clever sort, she could appreciate a visit to a museum. If she's extra adventurous, she'll possibly appreciate mountain climbing, rafting, even paintballing. in case your wallet helps it, you additionally can take her to a huge buying mall that she will't pass to oftenly. an wonderful strategies-set is to %. something which you recognize she likes, yet can no longer do very oftenly. This makes it particular, and a certain fulfillment! That aside, there are dozens of remarkable issues you're able to do :). Use your abilities! - in case you could prepare dinner, make her a remarkable dinner! Make it romantic with candles, mushy music,and so forth... and be certain which you do practice a gorgeous dessert (chocolate is mandatory!). ought to you have a intense loss of cooking qualifications, there is often a brilliant number of comfy eating places :). - in case you could sing, you need to take her out to a karaoke bar afterwards. warning: determine which you do in basic terms do issues she likes. in case you experience like she'll be embarassed of your making a music, do no longer do it. do no longer make her sing the two if she would not decide on it. this is her day. You play via her regulations and needs. interior the early night, the two one in all you could watch a action picture or take a romantic stroll, looking on the place you reside (if its in basic terms a briefchronic to the sea coast, i could decide for that). discover out what she likes, regulate your plans to that, and then purely decide for it ;). you need to even contain different persons! maximum street performers which includes musicians or dancers continuously have a 'romance selection' in inventory to make your night much extra particular. pass forward and ask them. it somewhat is her birthday, it is your female buddy. it somewhat is you duty to make her experience particular and beautiful in this wonderful day. decide for it! better of success ;)
2016-12-18 20:37:38 · answer #2 · answered by sheck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet she was livid about the present as well
2007-03-12 02:31:27 · answer #3 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope shes suitably grateful.
2007-03-11 23:42:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two jokes for the price of one.
The second one was even funnier.
LOLOLOLOLOL.
2007-03-12 00:28:05 · answer #5 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good. She'll be able to vacuum up all the evidence quite well now.... :)
2007-03-11 23:39:40 · answer #6 · answered by SA16 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
laughing out loud... 10/5...gold w/diamonds..lmao!
2007-03-11 23:39:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how very thoughtful you are, and for your birthday she's getting you a jock strap for your tools!!
2007-03-11 23:41:00 · answer #8 · answered by Billie R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats terrible
2007-03-11 23:39:32 · answer #9 · answered by f_jayce 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
send her round to mine, my vac`s broke.
2007-03-11 23:43:21 · answer #10 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋