A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a v!rg!n."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales rep: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
2007-03-11 23:13:44 · 34 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynaecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get s*rewed!"
2007-03-11 23:13:57 · update #1
ROFLMAO. 10/10...
2007-03-11 23:27:12 · answer #1 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10 ha's
2007-03-11 23:20:17 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved the stamp collector, very clever and amusing.
2007-03-11 23:22:26 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes very funny and true (lawyers) did like the stamp collector one
2007-03-11 23:20:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am a stamp Collector! but i also work with the hammer
2007-03-12 02:54:28 · answer #5 · answered by pervertidamente 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Gotta forward this.
2007-03-11 23:19:44 · answer #6 · answered by ___² 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. I;m training ot be a lawyer. Does this mean I'm gonna be a great s""g?? Oh good!
2007-03-11 23:19:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Good one I never heard it before.
2007-03-12 15:28:23 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Jennie ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Excellent and well worthy of a star.
2007-03-12 00:18:38 · answer #9 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO
and I've had 17 wives
and been married twice
2007-03-11 23:38:16 · answer #10 · answered by Dalton K 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one, loved it.
Tink x
2007-03-12 12:09:38 · answer #11 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋