their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home she notices a tear in his eye and asks whether he is getting sentimental because they are celebrating 50 wonderful years together.
He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he would have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I did not marry you. Tomorrow I would have been a free man!"
2007-03-11
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