Please list the steps one undergoes to begin world domination.?

Question

If you want 10 points, don't take yourself too seriously. But I do want at least three quality steps!

Answer 1

Step 1. Buy, and thoroughly study The Dummies Guide To World Domination.
Have you Really read the book? I'm not telling step 2 until you've filled out the questionnaire at the back... Properly.
Okay. Step 2. Develop a Cult of the Personality. (Silly, really, as history has proven that having a personality is the least of your worries). Quick tip - the easiest way to become popular is to stir up fear in the masses. Don't believe me? Stand in a herd of wildebeest, and scream Lion! If you want to be subtle about, just keep repeating the mantra Us and Them. If nothing else, you'll attract a following of die-hard Pink Floyd fans.
This isn't as easy as it looks, is it?
Step 3. Now you're on your way. (I'm assuming you've already organised the torchlight rallies, and paper mache monuments to yourself to sufficiently awe-strike the 'masses').
Strike 'behind closed doors' deals with a few well chosen World Leaders. They'll quickly become your 'allies' once you've presented them with 'your terms'. Which are very simple. If they don't agree, you'll cut off their supply of Altoids, and flood their markets with cheap, poorly made counterfeit Ren and Stimpy toys. Once word of 'your terms' spreads, the World will bow down before you.
Okay, so it was quite simple. Read a book, fill in a single page multiple choice questionnaire, make a mess with paper and glue, have a few friends around one evening to wave some burning sticks about, and threaten a few of your colleagues with the withdrawal of extra strong mints.
Nothing to it, really.
Gee, it really Is that simple. I might schedule that in for Wednesday, I've got some time free, in the afternoon....

Answer 2

because of the fact the beginning up of time large rulers have tried to impact, dominate,subjugate,do away with..no longer something has broken the human endeavour for freedom large empires have come and long gone, in greater moderen time maybe the main lasting have been the roman and british empires From the romans with thier stepped forward civilisation europe replaced into modernised Even on the instant many lasting monuments to rome survive,roads, viaducts,governance,regulation, language(latin) and many greater.The british colonised on each and all the contenents, they further industrialisation,regulation and order,sturdy government,numbers,and many new innovations to the international which incorporates language(english) in an attempt to start international domination start up the place you're in spite of the indisputable fact that it is going to fall like a house of enjoying cards.maybe like the romans or the english you may leave some thing lasting

Answer 3

1. become a world leader

2. eliminate your opposition (this may take a bit of time)

3. ban all radio talk show programs


there's world domination!

have a nice ....day?

Answer 4

1. switch on TV
2. tune to cartoon network -
3. pick any villain and copy their plans - (try Brain or Mojo Jojo )
4. don't make the same mistakes they made
5. Hello world leader

Answer 5

1. must study in europe
2. must be stinking rich by being a bussiness man
3. create a machine to control world ( e.g mind control, turn everyone to dogs, make all nipples hairy etc...)
4. must have sworn enemy (e.g childhood nemisis, govt. , secret organization, black ops group etc.)
5. if nemesis is captured NEVER EVER tell plan before killing nemesis (they always manage to escape and spoil world domination)
6. if sucessfuly killed nemesis , everything is smooth sailing
7. enjoy world!

Answer 6

Easy....

1. Kill all your friends.
2. Kill your parents.
3. Kill the president, prime minister or whatever leader that is.
4. Kill everyone who know you personally.
5. Kill your dog (he might find you... who knows?).
6. Steal from the poor.
7.Steal from everyone before you kill them. Or after. Doesn't matter.
8. Steal everything you need to create a palace.
9. Employ lots of servants and guards (they must be faithful).
10. Kill every leader who refuses to give you his/her place as leader.


That's it. When these are over, you'll probably know what to do next.....

Good Luck!!!

Answer 7

1) create a WONDERFUL plan
2) try your very best to carry out that WONDERFUL plan
3) decide that you would rather write a book
4) write a book about you dominating the world (this world refers to a world witout anyone except you)

Answer 8

Got God?