Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 50? Because 51 is just too many!!! LOL Recently, just as an ecumenical gathering was commencing, a secretary rushed in shouting "The building is on fire!"
The Baptists cried, "Where is the Water!"
The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings that fire brings.
The Lutherans posted a notice on the door declaring that fire was evil.
The Roman Catholics passed the plate to cover the damage.
The Jews posted symbols on the doors hoping the fire would pass.
The Congregationalists shouted "Every man for himself!"
The Fundamentalists proclaimed, "It's the vengeance of God."
The Episcopalians formed a procession and marched out.
The Christian Scientists concluded that the fire would put itself out.
The Presbyterians appointed a chairperson who was to appoint a committee to
look into the matter and submit a written report.
The Unity Students proclaimed the fire had no power over them.
Some atheists in attendance didn't believe there was a fire.
The secretary grabbed the fire extinguisher and put the fire out.
And the Mormons, having arrived fifteen minutes late, missed the fire
completely.
2007-03-11 19:56:14 · 13 answers · asked by gabriel p 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha... and I thought that "Mormon Time" was just a concept at my local ward, I guess its kinda universal.
2007-03-15 00:10:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, i'm LDS and thought that was funny......
"I believe that marriage is reserved for a man and a woman....and a woman....and a woman..." Just kidding, lol.I'm not sure where I heard THAT one!
2007-03-12 17:09:20 · answer #2 · answered by cdaae663 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty funny.
2007-03-14 01:01:00 · answer #3 · answered by J T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile.
2007-03-12 03:13:31 · answer #4 · answered by Lichelle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, hahahahaha. its one of the funniest jokes that i've ever heard...
2007-03-12 04:00:17 · answer #5 · answered by cloudzzz_ff7 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Holy Jesus that's funny!
2007-03-12 03:04:05 · answer #6 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol. hahaha. thats funny!
2007-03-12 02:59:35 · answer #7 · answered by Time is of the Essence 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hehehe
im glad the it wasnt that bad for the PResby's!!!!!!!!!!!!
hehehehe
good job!!!
thanks for making me laugh...=))
2007-03-12 03:12:48 · answer #8 · answered by akoaypilipino 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol....smart mormons
2007-03-12 03:06:18 · answer #9 · answered by sweetooth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-12 03:00:54 · answer #10 · answered by pritty_princess_c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋