I come a small village country of Banistein
I use the village elder's Mac to type.
All my family which is entire village has 7 arms, but Jihad from other village say freak they have 2 arms.
Our God has 32 arms, why 7 bad, who freak?
2007-03-11 19:11:15 · 9 answers · asked by Palewind 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
two
2007-03-11 19:14:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 arms
hey was this a religious question a joke or a misunderstanding
well heres a joke guys
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2007-03-12 02:31:49 · answer #2 · answered by gabriel p 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
7 arms per person or 7 among the entire family??
2007-03-12 02:33:12 · answer #3 · answered by Kainoa 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
so is your question...whose the freak or if 7 arms normal=are we talking about humans
2007-03-12 02:16:37 · answer #4 · answered by kim 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
u r the freak...i have 2...all of us have 2...only you have 7....
2007-03-12 02:56:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
2 arms u jackass retadard thats not human
if u have 7 ot any other #
2007-03-12 02:14:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
2 arms are normal! and i dont want no more than that!
2007-03-12 02:26:21 · answer #7 · answered by Time is of the Essence 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I gat two and I aint complaining
2007-03-12 02:14:43 · answer #8 · answered by L 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i ain't see no question and i think it ain't funny.
2007-03-12 03:39:20 · answer #9 · answered by Iceman҂ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋