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So...this skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

2007-03-11 18:59:52 · 8 answers · asked by lawolifer 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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I don't this...unless the skeleton squashed the termite...

2007-03-11 19:04:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1st The termite is asking at which place is-the-bar-"tender."
"easy to chew"

2nd. The mop is for cleaning up the beer.

2007-03-12 10:46:07 · answer #2 · answered by wahoo! 2 · 0 0

jesus, people. think about it: a skeleton drinking beer. the floor's gonna get wet.

I, for one, thought they were both hilarious.

2007-03-12 02:32:18 · answer #3 · answered by notbreda 3 · 0 0

So.... a priest and a rabbi walked into a bar- can you believe they did that?

2007-03-12 02:43:37 · answer #4 · answered by AMEWzing 5 · 0 0

I dont get the first one. the second one is funny though

2007-03-12 02:27:57 · answer #5 · answered by Time is of the Essence 3 · 0 0

mmh real funny. good joke to begin the week. hahaha

2007-03-12 02:14:36 · answer #6 · answered by jooria 3 · 0 0

i dont get the first one.

2007-03-12 02:47:46 · answer #7 · answered by Nanook~Maybe I need a longer Name?~ 6 · 0 0

hehehe....cute...

2007-03-12 02:11:34 · answer #8 · answered by pritty_princess_c 4 · 0 0

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