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i watch good movies with lots of humor or fun
ok heres some cute jokes for the spiritually deaf
A Catholic priest went into a barber shop for a haircut. When he was finished, the barber refused to take payment saying, "You are a man of the cloth... this is a free service that I offer to you." The Priest thanked the barber and went on his way. The next morning the barber found seven fishes and seven loaves of bread on his doorstep in gratitude from the priest.

The next week, a Jewish Rabbi went into the same shop for a cut. Again

the barber refused payment saying, "You are a man of God... this is a free service that I offer to you." The next morning the barber found a fitting gift from the Rabbi.

The following week, two LDS Missionaries went into the shop for haircuts. Again, the barber refused payment saying, "You work in the service of God... this is a free service that I offer to you." The next morning the barber arrived to find 12 LDS Missionaries on his doorstep

2007-03-11 18:17:32 · 4 answers · asked by Tracey P 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

4 answers

Sounds right. only 12 eh?

2007-03-11 18:21:02 · answer #1 · answered by Tribble Macher 6 · 0 1

one day, Gordon B Hinkley was being driven around Salt Lake City by his chauffeur. And it came to pass that the Prophet had a desire to get behind the wheel himself and drive for a little measure. After the perfunctory attempts at dissuasion by the chauffeur, he reluctantly agreed and switched places with the Prophet. The Prophet took to the wheel of his motorized chariot and drove towards the freeway. But upon gaining the on ramp, the Prophet felt his years, as his eyes were failing him. So he stopped on the on-ramp...

And was rear-ended by a Police car.

Inside the Police cruiser was a Sergeant (First Counselor of the High Priesthood in his ward) and his younger partner (just returned from a mission 2 years ago, recent Police Academy graduate). The younger officer exited the patrol car and walked up to the limo.

"May I have your lice...ulp!"

The sergeant watched as his junior sprinted back to the police cruiser, his face pale with shock. The sergeant asked him "What's the matter?"

The younger officer stammered, and said excitedly "Good Heavens, God's in that car! This may be the start of the Millennium!" The Sergeant eyed him, but checked his incredulity because he knew the young man was upstanding and honest.

"How could you think such a thing?" he asked.

"Gosh, we..well, it has to be God. The Prophet, Gordon B. Hinkley is driving in the front of the limo!"

2007-03-13 03:31:56 · answer #2 · answered by CevnLDSNewbie 2 · 0 0

LOL. Thanks that was fun.

I try and follow Phillippians 4:4...Rejoice in the Lord always and again I say rejoice.

2007-03-12 01:25:09 · answer #3 · answered by Jan P 6 · 0 0

lolololololol9olololll

2007-03-12 01:22:02 · answer #4 · answered by reduce1reuse2recycle3 3 · 0 0

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