Joking about drama.........?

Question

John was an aspiring graduate with a degree from
one of New York's best drama universities.

He had applied for several jobs and at last he was ask to come in for an interview. During the interview he was told it was only a very small part but it would be good experience. This particular gig was interesting to John because he would be in his first Broadway play.

John met with the director was told about the play and given his part to practice. He only had one line and it read like this;
"Hark, I hear the cannons roar!"

The director had marked a spot on the stage so John knew exactly were to stand. He advised John that as soon as he heard the sound effects, he was to shout his line with energy and expression.

Opening night, the lights, the crowd, the music and finally curtain call. John was in position to do his part. The play progressed and John was a little neverous.
All of the sudden, John hears this loud, "BOOOOOMM!"
and he says "What the f^^k was that??"

Answer 1

i though it was funny. did they not have a dress rehearsal practice so he knew what the cannon sounded like. i would give it a 7

Answer 2

OMG!!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow, your really good...

here's another one...

a woman asks her friend if there was a way to get attention from her husband who was very attached to his mother. her friend took her shopping as a solution.

that night when the woman's husband came home, she was in their bedroom wearing sexy, black lingerie.

her husband starts crying and asks, " how did my mum die?"

Answer 3

Hate to say it..but kinda dull at the end.

Answer 4

Hey !great story jokes High five...

Answer 5

Lmao! Two thumbs up :P

Answer 6

Nope, this one isn't funny. Tell some more, tho.

Answer 7

hahaha. funny, but its too long!! and the punch line wasnt that great

Answer 8

all i can say is LOL