An LDS child needed to bring an old shirt from home for a school project about drug prevention. The mother was busy and handed her child an old T-shirt without examining it. Later, she was appalled to see her child wearing the T-shirt through the mall. On the front it said, "A Family is Forever." On the back: "Be Smart, Don't Start."
One busy Saturday as I was leaving for work and my husband was leaving for the temple, our 11-year-old asked who was going to fix breakfast. We told him that his 15-year-old brother would. He replied, "Would this be a good time to use my 72-hour kit?"
Missionary Advice: "When a big mean, dog attacks you, Elder, just remember, you don't have to run faster than the dog, ... you just have to outrun your companion."
Joe: My home teacher is so good he comes on the first day of every month!
Henry: Oh Yeah? My home teacher is so good he comes the day before that!
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2007-03-11 18:03:05 · 5 answers · asked by Tracey P 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Lol. Loved them!
2007-03-12 18:55:33 · answer #1 · answered by Laurel W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, living in Utah and being a member myself it is sad how likely it is that the last one is an actual conversation.
2007-03-11 18:11:13 · answer #2 · answered by moonman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wrong category, take it to the jokes category.
2007-03-11 18:10:29 · answer #3 · answered by Angelz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa get a life dude.
2007-03-11 18:06:21 · answer #4 · answered by Tribble Macher 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Too funny! Thanks. :)
2007-03-12 10:30:25 · answer #5 · answered by Tonya in TX - Duck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋