has YOUR CHILD EVER EMBARRASSED YOU IN PUBLIC?

Question

I HAD TOOK MY FAMILY OUT TO DINNER IN A BUFFET, WHILE I WAS SERVING MY SELF FOOD MY 4 YEAR OLD AND I NOTICE THIS SMELLY FOOD SO MY CHILD ASKED OUT LOUD (MOMMY DID YOU FART?) I WAS SO EMBERRESSED! I REPLIED NO! AND SHOWED HIM THE FOOD THAT SMELLED.

Answer 1

My 3 yr old daughter was at a movie theatre and when she saw the popcorn she yelled "Popcorn." Not a problem, except that she reversed the consonants, so that both P's were c's, and the c was a p.
For the record, it was _not_ that kind of movie.

Answer 2

I took my son Out to a fancy Italian restaurant it he was 3 years old. The Pizza we odored was like 30 bucks and came with every thing under the son. He was determined the black olives were bugs and raised all kinds of heck over it.

My daughter is a news paper she is ten now and thinks that every thing is out for public record. we were at church and she decided to request prayer for her friends family. because her parents were getting a divorce because the dad wont give her mom a Orgasm.

Answer 3

Man if that's all that is going to set you to being embarassed you'd better hide yourself now. Thank goodness I don't embarass easily...but I'm great at getting revenge. I have hauled my daughter out of stores when throwing a fit with her yelling "This isn't my mom, help me, she's not my mom"...luckily everyone in the store knew me, knew my daughter. It was as she got older that things got "rougher". The teen years! One time and only once she hurled an insult along with explitives at me in a restaurant...I didn't say a word. Just finished my meal...paid for it, we left. A couple days later she needed a ride to from school as she had a major project due and the stuff was too bulky to get onto the bus safely. When I dropped her off all was fine...it was when I picked her up that things were quite different. My hair was in rollers. I had a ratty old housecoat on with fuzzy pink slippers, I scrachted and belched my way to her class and upon her exiting with the rest of the class I planted a great big bright red lipsticked kiss on her cheek (that lipstick has STAYING POWER) the I turned around and began picking my nose. She has NEVER insulted me, or embarassed me in public since...Because I am so better at it...LOL

Answer 4

I agree the question should what kid hasn't embarreased there parent. Most people have kids and they just laugh about it as well and know how you feel. My 4 year feel the need to tell me that he farted in public now or he will yell mommy i got to poop.

Answer 5

sitting with my 3 kids in a reaterany my 3 year old says mom im goin potty ..i get up to go with him he says" im a big boy i wanna go in the boys side " so ok (duh stupid me let him ) he goes and all seems ok and then ... about 6 minuts latter he comes back to the table with no pants or underwear on and yells "MOMMY I CANT WIPE MY BUTT THE PAPER WONT WORK " i just wanted to crawl under the table and hide i jumped up grabed him and ran for the rest rooms and my 4 year old is yelling " HURRY MOMMY HE HAS POP FALLIN OFF HIS BUTT " i thought i was going to die right there i come out of the rest room 10 minuts latter with a clean 3 year old and everyone is looking at me like they feel so sorry for me

Answer 6

This one is great. My son was learning his colors and asked what color was he? We decided he and mommy are white and step-daddy is brown (he's native American). So, we are in the store later that week and my son sees a African American man. And my wonderful son says, "Mommy, look, he's brown like daddy!!!!" I have never been so embarrassed in my life.

Answer 7

DEAR
THAT IS JUST ONLY THE START OF IT ALL JUST WAIT UNTIL HE SAYS MOMMY NEEDS TO GO POO BECAUSE SHE STINKS THAT IS WHAT SOME ONE IN A STORE ONE TOLD MY SELF AND MY MOTHER WE JUST LAUGH THE CHILD WAS 3 YEAR OLD SHE SAID CAN NOT WAIT UNTIL AGE 13
TAKE CARE

Answer 8

My mum advised me that when my brother grew to become into little, uncertain how previous, yet under 5, she and him (and probable me as a toddler) have been on a packed bus, full of human beings sitting silently, waiting patiently for the bus to get to their stops. unexpectedly, for no reason, my brother piped up in a noisy voice. "Mummy, i understand that for a toddler to boost in a mummy's tummy the mummy and daddy might desire to have a particular cuddle, yet how precisely does the toddler get in there to start to boost interior the 1st place?" My mum pronounced anybody grew to become to look at them and he or she grew to become into somewhat embarrassed. She fobbed him off with an 'i will permit you realize as quickly as we get domicile' form of answer. Oh, and while i grew to become into 2 and my brother 4 we were to an all day college awards ceremony, and were given some smarties as we left. We have been given onto the Tube to pass domicile, and since the doors closed with one among those whooshing sound, it gave me slightly a schock and that i jumped slightly, inflicting my tube of Smarties to pass everywhere in the floor. leaving none left for me to consume. My brother had already complete his so my mum could no longer make him share his, and that i infrequently had candies which grew to become into probable why I have been given so dissatisfied. My mum pronounced I were somewhat good all day, sitting nevertheless for a protracted time at the same time as a number of those awards have been given out on the college she used to coach at, yet while that got here approximately i grew to become into drained and had had sufficient and started to scream. an surprising previous lady were sitting peeling a satsuma, and kindly surpassed it to me, questioning i might thankfully consume that and not desire the candies. before my mum ought to grant up me I had hurled it the size of the carriage! Lol, leaving her to apologise profusely and desire she did no longer have an hour long Tube trip purely before her!

Answer 9

the question is whose kids HAVENT embarrassed them?....kids pick up on everything we say and usually repeat it at the worst times. just hold on its gonna be a long ride