There was once a man that bought a horse from a pastor. The pastor told the man that to get the horse to run he had to say "Hallelujah", and to get the horse to stop he had to say "amen".
So the man said, "Hallelujah." and he rode his horse. Soon the man saw an approaching cliff, but he forgot the word to stop the horse.
The man tried all kinds of words but the horse just wouldn't stop.
The man knew he was going to die so he said a prayer. He ended the prayer with "Amen" and the horse stopped just a couple of inches from the edge of the cliff. Elated he cried out, "HALLELUJAH"!
2007-03-11 17:40:30 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one Roger, the lord works in mysterious ways....lol
2007-03-11 23:02:46 · answer #1 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Our Monsignor likes to tell a joke at the beginning of his sermons, so I'll have to pass this along to him !!
That poor man should have praticed those 2 key words more religiously !!
2007-03-12 01:11:14 · answer #2 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a roll Roger.
Great 1 *
Tink x
2007-03-13 19:50:01 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AS THE MAN SAID HALLELUJAH OH AS THE MAN SAID AMEN OH FORGET IT
2007-03-12 01:06:04 · answer #4 · answered by colin050659 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loki likes 10/10 and a star
2007-03-12 04:27:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-03-12 02:40:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, your really good...
here's another one...
a woman asks her friend if there was a way to get attention from her husband who was very attached to his mother. her friend took her shopping as a solution.
that night when the woman's husband came home, she was in their bedroom wearing sexy, black lingerie.
her husband starts crying and asks, " how did my mum die?"
2007-03-12 02:37:55 · answer #7 · answered by al 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke doesn't leave you hanging because it's over the edge. Good one.
2007-03-12 01:00:10 · answer #8 · answered by Beenthere4sure 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl at that one 10/10
2007-03-13 06:51:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
amen
2007-03-12 00:45:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋