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A school boy had to do a science fair project. He was required to have a constant, some variables, and a conclusion. He decided to use a frog. He told the frog to jump. The frog jumped 25 inches. He wrote this down as his constant.

In order to create some variables in the project, he cut off one of the frogs legs. He said, "Frog JUMP!". The frog jumped 20 inches. He wrote this down and cut off a second leg.

He said, "Frog JUMP!" The frog jumped 10 inches. After writing that down, he cut off the third leg and said, "Frog JUMP!" The frog jumped 5 inches.

The boy wrote down the data and cut off the frogs last leg. He said, "Frog JUMP!". The frog didn't move. He said again, "Frog JUMP!" Again, the frog didn't move.

"A ha, "he thought, "finally I have my conclusion!" After the last leg is removed, the Frog becomes deaf!

2007-03-11 17:38:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

Aw poor froggy!

Loved it Rog!

10/10 *

Tink x

2007-03-13 12:27:56 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0 0

That is the cruelest thing I've ever heard....You know a frog with three legs can go further than 20 inches..give the frog some credit..jeez

2007-03-11 18:08:46 · answer #2 · answered by statics1977 3 · 0 0

if the frog could jump soon after his leg was cut he would have jumped at the boy and pinched his nose off.

2007-03-11 18:48:24 · answer #3 · answered by prs 6 · 0 0

So does that mean Frogs hear through their legs then!
lol

2007-03-13 14:49:58 · answer #4 · answered by Chris W 4 · 0 0

omg lmao 10/10

2007-03-11 19:41:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a golden oldie but still made me lol 8/10

2007-03-12 23:53:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

sick but still funny 9/10

2007-03-11 18:07:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oooo don't try this at home, very funny.

2007-03-12 07:52:57 · answer #8 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0 0

This is an old, old joke - but you told it right!

2007-03-11 18:17:59 · answer #9 · answered by DPL06351 5 · 0 0

ha ha ha ha

nice 1

2007-03-11 23:28:54 · answer #10 · answered by blue birds til i die 2 · 0 0

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