An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "can I sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered, "sure, why not?"
So the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
The moral of the story is: to be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
2007-03-11 17:30:55 · 11 answers · asked by smile_girl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not bad, how's this?
A penguin noticed smoke coming from his car and pulled into a station to get it fixed, the walrus said he'd check it out, so the pen quin went to the Dairy Queen, he came back after an hour and the walrus said"looks like you blew a seal" and the penguin wiping his mouth said" no, it's just ice cream"
2007-03-11 18:07:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I disgree with you. When Kingkong climbed to the top of the Empire State building, he made a phone call, but he dialed a wrong number. What did he say ?
He said:" You again ? Mr. in China ?"
The moral of this story is: you can make lots of weird mistakes when you are sitting very, very high up.
2007-03-11 17:36:42 · answer #2 · answered by Gone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly rabbit! Choices are for humans, instinct's for animals!
2007-03-11 17:44:58 · answer #3 · answered by Beenthere4sure 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, your really good...
here's another one...
a woman asks her friend if there was a way to get attention from her husband who was very attached to his mother. her friend took her shopping as a solution.
that night when the woman's husband came home, she was in their bedroom wearing sexy, black lingerie.
her husband starts crying and asks, " how did my mum die?"
2007-03-11 19:42:22 · answer #4 · answered by al 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was dumb it didn't make me laugh, it almost made me cry!!
It sounds like a joke my comm arts teacher Mr.turner would tell if anyone out there reading this, and you've had Mr.Turner
you'd know what I mean
2007-03-11 17:34:44 · answer #5 · answered by tonimichelle1221 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Cute! It did make me giggle!
2007-03-11 18:24:04 · answer #6 · answered by Flipp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-03-11 17:43:59 · answer #7 · answered by suferchica 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one *)
2007-03-11 17:33:51 · answer #8 · answered by Aspettami28 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice neva noticed the joke until u post wat it ment
2007-03-11 18:22:14 · answer #9 · answered by aznpimpin 101 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL.
2007-03-11 18:05:03 · answer #10 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋