for men did you know that women hate?

Question

men
who confess their undying love for you over chatrooms
or text
or at first glance they would immediately tell you how beautiful you are and that they are your boyfriend
or that you mean the world and that you belong together

i just absolutely hate it i prefer men who can keep a secret, who are mysterious, who take things slowly
i just think that men underestimate womens intelligence by even expecting that we would fall for that crap
like do you even think that by doint that that you are going to get laid, dont you know that women love suspense?

Answer 1

What exactly are you selling?