The Wife Translations Guide
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want
The wife says: It‘s your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious
The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You‘ll pay for this later
The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain
The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don‘t want you to
The wife says: I‘m not upset
The wife means: Of course I‘m upset you moron
The wife says: You‘re... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot
The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.
The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.
The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!
The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.
2007-03-11 16:27:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!
The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.
The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I‘m going to ask for something expensive.
The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you‘re not going to like.
The wife says: I‘ll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.
The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I‘m beautiful.
The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.
The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]
The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No
The wife says: No
The wife means: No
The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No
The wife says: I‘m sorry
The wife means: You‘ll be sorry
The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it
2007-03-11 16:28:10 · update #1
The wife says: All we‘re going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I‘m coming back with enough to fill this place.
The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him
The wife says: I‘m not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!
In answer to the question "What‘s wrong?"
The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.
The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.
The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It‘s just that you‘re an idiot.
The wife says: I don‘t want to talk about it.
The wife means: I‘m still building up steam.
2007-03-11 16:28:25 · update #2
CONGRATULATION'S!!!!!!!!
YOU HAVE LEARNED THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING A HUSBAND! AND MEETING YOUR WOMANS NEEDS.
2007-03-11 17:06:56 · answer #1 · answered by ****BUTTERFLYQWEEN***** 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As a woman I think I can speak for all of us when I say that most relationships would be better off if the man would just start off learning these rules to begin with!!!
2007-03-11 16:35:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny and accurate too. Just as long as you're aware that we can change any of the translations at any time with no warning. We dont like to be predictable you know...
2007-03-11 17:06:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I totally agree with you on most of the things... this joke is hilarious!
2007-03-11 18:46:12 · answer #4 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg pmsl10/10 x
2007-03-11 19:49:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
True and funny! Women are unpredictable...lets just hope I don't become one of those.
2007-03-11 17:03:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that is so funny!! Can't wait to show this to my mom, she needs a good laugh!
2007-03-11 16:53:42 · answer #7 · answered by Hockey Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
Keep translatin'.
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-11 21:54:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah,...... so you speak this language,......and so well!! LOL. LOL.
Good one!
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great new week!
2007-03-11 18:21:04 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
i love it
it so funny
2007-03-11 16:32:05 · answer #10 · answered by ramandheri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋